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footballrry:

just a reminder that when england win domestic abuse rates go up by 26% and by 38% if they lose. im thinking of all the women no matter what happens tonight. here’s a few helplines for anybody who needs them!

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copywriteddad:

hailtodachimp62llq437qqp31qq5yyt:

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

liar.

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

















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for my birthday my housemates got me the worst shirts they could find









baphometsrevenge:

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infalliblesbian:

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argumate:

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.









chessys:

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pov: you’re trying to think of a funny caption to disguise your plea for a self esteem boost









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my lockdown haircut journey to my housemate giving me terf bangs









why was rizzo snubbed from the muppets movie? has he been cancelled?









does anyone know this song?? i cannot find or shazam and it’s nice









any runescape retirees wanna trade me their old shit so i can buy a cool outfit 









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