seeing Natalie Imbruglia at pride in a bit what else bangs besides Torn??
you never post original posts anymore
got some big things cooking
@McDonaldsSupport I tried to order the travis scott burger and the employees set upon me and beat me with their fists, and spat upon me. And I let out a great wail liken unto a beast.
[ *Shocked silence*
*Bewildered silence*
“Uh…
I’m just Welsh…” ]
MY FAVOURITE TIKTOK OF ALL TIME
happy birthday buddy
thank u but i have rejected it i’m going to start counting from 1 again
walking around outside making the trollface at women
tattoo place took a pic of my tattoo for their insta and then only posted the other customers that day absolutely devastating that’s a one hit KO
ive been thirst following since at least 2014 but now i finally realized im mainly gay and only like black people…unfollowing and i feel so happy for both of us honestly we’re finally free
thank u
team name suggestions for pub quiz tonight?
Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going
to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s
really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke